1 00:00:04,259 --> 00:00:06,339 -What you have today? 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,674 -School...? -Deadly. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,044 Adult mark (v.O.): A new school meant that former bullies 4 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,045 Somehow became buddies. 5 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,546 Middle fox: Aah! 6 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,449 Adult mark (v.O.): And new bullies bullied us both. 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,417 -You're dead, jason. 8 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,451 -My name's not jason. 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,083 -That's what it says on your arm. 10 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:22,889 Middle fox: This is me brother's hoodie. 11 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,523 My name's rodney! 12 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,259 -Yeah, uh, most everybody calls him fox, though. 13 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,994 Funny story, his sister has the same nickname. 14 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:32,365 His older brother, too. You might have seen him around. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,799 He's the school janitor. 16 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,868 Sorry. I'm interrupting. 17 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:39,773 -I thought you st. Bridget's kids were supposed to be tough. 18 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,608 -Oh, I-I assure you, we are not, honestly. 19 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,478 Uh, I mean, fox- uh, rodney here is arguably the toughest, 20 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,015 And as you can see, he won't be winning wrestle mania 21 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,682 Any time soon. 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,217 My name's mark. 23 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,986 Uh, where did you go to school? 24 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:55,287 -St. Rita's. 25 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:58,157 You st. Bridget's dicks better watch your backs. 26 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,891 -Oh, really? 27 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:04,696 I'll have you know I am a st. Bridget's dick myself. 28 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,866 Wanna try your luck? 29 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,234 -No, sister. 30 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,237 See ya 'round. 31 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,206 -Nice meeting you. 32 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:23,048 ? 33 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:29,188 ? 34 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,389 [mary sighs] 35 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,196 -[clears throat] 36 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,466 I need a ride downtown. 37 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,334 -I am not going nowhere in that jeezly car. 38 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,736 The muffler's shot. 39 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,339 Sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower. 40 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,673 -Well, get it fixed! 41 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:51,143 -We don't got any money for that until payday! 42 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,148 In fact, we don't got any money at all. 43 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,947 -Well, I need a ride to get my moose licence. 44 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,016 -[scoffs] moose licence? 45 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,384 [laughs] 46 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,354 What are you gonna do, strangle it to death? 47 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,557 I am not wasting gas. I gotta get groceries. 48 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,626 -A moose is all the groceries you'll ever need. 49 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:10,095 Look, take me now. 50 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,763 I'll put ten bucks in 'er. 51 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:12,931 -Fifteen. -Twelve. 52 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,033 -Fine! 53 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,567 -As soon as I get my cheque. 54 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,768 -What? 55 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,370 Geez! 56 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:25,511 -Well, gentlemen, my wife wants to spend more time in florida, 57 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,913 So I'm gonna be selling the station. 58 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,350 -Mr. Murphy, you can't just- -I don't want to hear it, mike. 59 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,986 My doctor says I'm one bad day away 60 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:37,322 From leaving here in a box. 61 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,523 I'm done, mike. 62 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,391 -It's all right for ye two, 63 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:43,161 But me and mike here are too young to retire. 64 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:47,099 -You need to get the ratings up so I can get a better price. 65 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:50,301 Voaq is kicking our arse! 66 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,672 Show 'em what you showed me, mike. 67 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,007 -The, uh, winner's spotlight. 68 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:58,478 Voaq's dressing this guy up in a superhero suit 69 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,914 And having him hand out cash and stickers for your car. 70 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:03,348 -I know. Half the cars in town got 'em. 71 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,516 -And now we will too. 72 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,219 Dick: [gasps] stickers! 73 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,519 Cool! 74 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,456 If you scratch 'em, do they have the smell? 75 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,525 Mike sr: Mr. Murphy, with all due respect, 76 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,493 That's almost a total rip-off of the voaq campaign. 77 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:16,028 -Not "almost," mike. 78 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,230 It's a total rip-off! 79 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,565 Because... 80 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,032 It works! 81 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,436 Gertie, get in here. 82 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,703 I give you... 83 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,172 Logo girl! 84 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,976 -Well, look at you, gertie. 85 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,377 Help... 86 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,712 Save me! 87 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,180 Pick me up and fly me to your bat cage 88 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,916 And put me in your spider web! 89 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:41,019 -You're mixing up a lot of superheroes there, bud. 90 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,723 -I am not doing this. 91 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,324 I should be on the phones. 92 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,925 This is embarrassing. 93 00:03:47,926 --> 00:03:49,896 -I suppose that's why they have the mask. 94 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,396 -It's sexist. 95 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:52,997 -Sex sells, gertie. 96 00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:55,235 -Uh, mr. Murphy, before you get yourself sued, 97 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,668 I think gertie has a point. 98 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,394 She'd be better used at her desk, 99 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,872 Where she is very much appreciated. 100 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,707 Gertie, you can take that off now. 101 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,909 Don't even think about it, dick. 102 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:09,948 -I want results, mike! 103 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,350 And I want 'em today! 104 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,818 Today, mike! 105 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,555 -Mike, just get on the phones 106 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,591 And hire a student or something, will ya? 107 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,126 And make sure they have a driver's licence. 108 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,694 [sighs] 109 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,831 I can't lose this job! I live in the company house. 110 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,033 Somebody'll buy the station, right? 111 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:31,770 -Yes, but who's gonna wanna buy two old fellers like us? 112 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,643 [machine whirring] 113 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,913 -[sighs] frig! 114 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,915 [wood slams down] 115 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,350 -You okay? 116 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:47,120 -Yeah, it's just... Dumb cutting board. 117 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,219 -Want some help? 118 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,421 -I'm not an idiot. 119 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,423 No, this place just sucks. 120 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,059 What kind of wood-shop doesn't have a planer? 121 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,126 [sighs] 122 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,894 -What's your name? 123 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,063 -Fox. 124 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,332 Uh, jennifer. 125 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,201 Fox is just a dumb nickname. 126 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,736 I'm sick of it. 127 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,855 -I'm brad. 128 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,208 Did you go to st. Bridget's? 129 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,144 -So? -Nah, it's cool. 130 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,779 I know a couple kids from there. 131 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:19,852 Hey, me and my friends are having a field party tonight, 132 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,820 Up at the quarry. Why don't you come? 133 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,455 -I got a boyfriend, arsehole. 134 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,689 -It's not like that. 135 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:25,958 Bring him. Bring whoever. 136 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,692 Mr. Reardon: Hey. 137 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,194 Cutting boards aren't gonna cut themselves. 138 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,298 -[sighs] 139 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,666 -See you tonight? 140 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,847 [dramatic music] 141 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,485 -Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! 142 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,987 Stage combat is the illusion of danger. 143 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,458 The minute the audience is worried about you getting hurt, 144 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,660 It's game over, right? You just lost them. 145 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:05,063 It's called "fight choreography" for a reason. 146 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,265 You're dancing, right? 147 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,468 Adult mark (v.O.): Perfect. 148 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,135 I was a lover, not a fighter. 149 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,503 -Giddy up! 150 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,872 -[clears throat] 151 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:17,475 Oh, calm, dishonourable, vile submission! 152 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,745 Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk? 153 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,368 -What wouldst thou have with me? 154 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,583 -Oh, good king of cats, 155 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,318 Nothing but one of your nine lives! 156 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,420 -I am for you! 157 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,422 -I don't believe you. 158 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,090 She's got a knife on you, man! 159 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,458 Protect yourself. 160 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,233 Mr. Lewis: Good. Excellent. 161 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,201 -I am for you! 162 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,301 -Come, sir. 163 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,435 Your passado. 164 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,570 -Gentlemen... 165 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:49,307 For shame. Forbear this outrage. 166 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,441 Hold, tybalt. 167 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:51,542 Good mercutio. 168 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,514 -Ah! -Ah... 169 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,282 I am hurt! 170 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,388 A plague on both your houses! 171 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,724 They have made worms' meat of me. 172 00:07:05,799 --> 00:07:08,895 Adult mark (v.O.): I was a natural. 173 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,862 If there was one thing I was good at, 174 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,563 It was getting my ass kicked. 175 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,133 -Mr. Lewis: Yeah! -[applause] 176 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,770 -Right on. 177 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,805 You were born for this, buddy. 178 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,874 ? 179 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,447 [car rattling] 180 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:32,150 -God, that muffler's so bloody loud, 181 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,751 Even I can hear it! 182 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,353 -Get used to it till payday. 183 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:38,156 -Oh, that reminds me. 184 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,824 Could I just borrow a few bucks? 185 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,726 You know, for the moose licence. 186 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,163 -You've got about as much chance of killing a moose as I do! 187 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,133 -[chuckles] well, the way you're driving, 188 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,633 It's almost inevitable. 189 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,902 -Yeah. -[siren wailing] 190 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,703 -Oh, flying friggers! We're getting pulled over! 191 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,438 -Pigs! Where? Oh! 192 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,207 Do we need to toss anything? 193 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,976 [siren wailing] 194 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,278 [car shuts off] 195 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,715 [sound of boots on gravel] 196 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,782 -Good day, officer. 197 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,352 -You've been caught in voaq's winner's spotlight! 198 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,053 Pick a lucky envelope for your chance to win 25, 199 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,355 50, or 100 dollars. 200 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,657 -Oh, I'm sorry, we can't. My husband- 201 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,527 -Oh, I- could you give us a moment, sir? 202 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,761 Thank you. 203 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,813 -Don't you start! 204 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,398 -Look, if we win 100, 205 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:23,368 Then there's a little something in it for both of us. 206 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,670 Just think of it as god's way of saying 207 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,539 He wants you to have a muffler. 208 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,942 And he wants me to have a moose. Hm? 209 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,143 -Fine. 210 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,511 But if mike finds out... 211 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:34,480 -Oh, pssht! 212 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,881 Well, I think we're ready to play! 213 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:37,934 Yeah. 214 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,422 Fox: Come here! 215 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,789 -Aah! -[giggles] 216 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,693 -Look, I like making out just as much as the next fella, 217 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,228 But I'm gonna be late for advanced lit. 218 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,979 -Okay, no, no, no, shut it, shut it. 219 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,747 Do you wanna go to a party tonight? 220 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,498 -Ritche's having a party? -No. 221 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,167 -Tina? -No! 222 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,969 -We don't have any other friends. 223 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,906 -Okay, it's this guy brad from my shop class. 224 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,047 Adult mark (v.O.): Brad! 225 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,374 A boy who could use power tools. 226 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,510 Oh, well, I had a good run. 227 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,346 -I don't wanna go. -Come on. 228 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,714 Rodney can drive us. 229 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,515 It'll be fun. It's a field party. 230 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,984 -Like a... Garden party? 231 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:16,454 Jason: Oh, sooky baby never been to a field party before? 232 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,889 -Frig off, loser. 233 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,991 -Well, now, you're in my office! 234 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,494 -What happens at a field party? 235 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,728 -Beer, smokes. 236 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,531 Got mattresses and everything up there. 237 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,732 More cushion for the pushin'. 238 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,867 -Gross. 239 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,382 -Better be careful, though. 240 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:32,939 Kids from the protestant schools goes drinkin' up there too. 241 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,872 You know, it can get a little tangly. 242 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,942 -How so? -Fights, b'y. 243 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,211 -Why would we fight the protestant kids? 244 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,613 We don't even know them. 245 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,349 -'cause they're protestants, b'y! 246 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,016 You don't need a reason! 247 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,485 You ever heard of irish troubles? 248 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,886 It's in your culture! 249 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,621 -Mind your own business, jason. 250 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:53,725 Look... 251 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,027 You got your theatre geeks, but... 252 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,297 I never met anyone since we came here. 253 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,399 Please? 254 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,234 Adult mark (v.O.): Every instinct I had 255 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,368 Told me to say no, 256 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,970 But she was the one person I could never say no to. 257 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,472 -Sure. Whatever you want. 258 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,774 -I love you. 259 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,444 -If you need someone to buy you beer, you know... 260 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,012 I could come. 261 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,197 -Loser. 262 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,721 -[door slams] -[sighs] 263 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,654 [knock on door] 264 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,689 -You gone, dad? 265 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,790 -Oh, uh, hi. 266 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,595 Am I in the right place? 267 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,330 -Sorry, uh... 268 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,833 I thought you were my... 269 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,885 Father. 270 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,935 You are very obviously not! 271 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,804 You, uh- 'cause you are... 272 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,478 Are you here to pick up a prize, or...? 273 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,279 -Oh, no, I'm here about the job. 274 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,747 The stickers? 275 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,452 -It's yours. You got it. 276 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:58,490 -That's it? There's no... Interview or anything? 277 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,692 -Right. Um... 278 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,628 Yes. I have a... 279 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,196 Question for you here. 280 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,100 Somewhere. 281 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,835 Um... 282 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,504 It's... [chuckles nervously] 283 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,772 [flipping pages] 284 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,336 Do you have a driver's licence? 285 00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,444 -Yeah. 286 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,577 -Ah. 287 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,645 Then you're hired. 288 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,081 -[laughs] 289 00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:28,721 Mary: Friggin' thing won't come off! 290 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,688 Packin' commander q! 291 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,391 -Here. Here's, uh, turpentine. 292 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,426 Nature's do-over. 293 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,061 Oh, good god! 294 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,563 It's sticking more! 295 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,265 -Oh, what's wrong with the car now? 296 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,333 -Nothing. The muffler's acting up again. 297 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,002 -We got no money to fix that. Not until payday. 298 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,604 -Or do we? -[light slap] 299 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,772 -What...? 300 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,875 -Why don't you go in the house and relax? 301 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,076 -Hell of a day, mary. I got some bad news. 302 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,878 -Well, you can tell me inside, hm? 303 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,613 -Yeah. 304 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,481 Oh, I almost forgot. 305 00:11:57,482 --> 00:12:00,086 Mr. Murphy'll kill me if I don't stick this on the car. 306 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,320 Mary: Mike, no! Pop: No! 307 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,254 -Good god! 308 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:07,091 ? 309 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,494 -Can't friggin' believe it. 310 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,165 [creaking sound] 311 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,301 -You gotta hold that door or she'll fly open. 312 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,470 She don't close. 313 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,904 -You sure this is safe? 314 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,439 -Yeah, it's fine. 315 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,640 -Uh, unless it rains. 316 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,179 Then you gotta pull this string to move the wiper. 317 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,846 -You need gas. 318 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,048 Fox: Ah, none of that stuff works. 319 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,118 -How do you know if you run outta gas? 320 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,520 -The car stops. Duh. 321 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,190 -Do you even have your licence? 322 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,659 -Yeah, he's got his learner's permit. 323 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,792 -Same thing. 324 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,229 Adult mark (v.O.): I wasn't worried about 325 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,330 The field party anymore. 326 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,664 I'd never make it there, so why worry? 327 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,865 -We should get gas. 328 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,951 -Got no money. 329 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,401 -Uh, we'll chip in. 330 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,487 -Okay. 331 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,942 -[sighs] how much have we got? 332 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,677 -Ah, almost five bucks. 333 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,478 That's pretty good. 334 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,549 [window squeaking] 335 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,751 -Whatta ya at, sooky babies? 336 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,253 -What are you doing here? 337 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,422 -Gettin' some air for me pedal bike, losers! 338 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,090 I was gonna go check out the field party. 339 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,825 Got beer money, do ya? 340 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,094 -It's gas money. 341 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,459 -Can't show up to a field party without beer. 342 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,498 You'll be killed. 343 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,499 -He's not wrong. 344 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,900 -I'll buy it for ya if you gives me two. 345 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,101 Six in a box. 346 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,504 You each gets one, and I gets two, 347 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,839 'cause I'm a grown-up. 348 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,175 No way. 349 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,845 -Wait. Let's get beer! 350 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,046 But you buy it. 351 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,781 -Me? What...? Why not him? 352 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,018 -'cause we can't show up with the janitor, 353 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,219 And you look the oldest. 354 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,588 -Hey, I'm older. -Yeah, but you're an idiot. 355 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,324 -Oh. -Come on, you can do it. 356 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,683 Adult mark (v.O.): I just couldn't say no to her. 357 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,603 [elevator music playing] 358 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,006 Adult mark (v.O.): Decisions, decisions... 359 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:08,112 [elevator music continues] 360 00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:13,151 Adult mark (v.O.): How hard could it be? 361 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,752 I was a trained actor. 362 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,153 -[sighs] 363 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,225 Hello, me love. Hell of a day, huh? 364 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,159 Figured I'd crack a cold one. 365 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,428 Oh, no smokes for me today. 366 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,296 Ah, the missus is after me to quit. 367 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,432 She did want me to get a lottery ticket, though. 368 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,832 I mean, can you believe it? 369 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,703 You know, you ask me, they're harder to quit than the smokes. 370 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,571 I always use my lucky number. 371 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,707 1970. 372 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,241 The year I was born. 373 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,319 -Shove over, losers! 374 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,588 Takes a real man to buy beer. 375 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,123 Party time, dicks! 376 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,994 [rock music playing] 377 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,603 ["new orleans is sinking" by tragically hip playing] 378 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,874 ? 379 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,276 Jason: [laughs] wicked! 380 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,812 Adult mark (v.O.): I was out of my comfort zone. 381 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,015 It was like wicker man meets degrassi. 382 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,230 Brad: Hey, you made it. 383 00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,484 Adult mark (v.O.): That's brad? 384 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,387 Brad: Here. Just like drinking lemonade. 385 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,354 Everything's cooler with a cooler. 386 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,823 Adult mark (v.O.): Fox's new friend 387 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,156 Was my new bully. 388 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,027 -Uh, these are my friends mark and ritche. 389 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,763 And, uh, that's my brother, rodney. 390 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,864 Adult mark (v.O.): It was a trap. 391 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,001 -Guys, come on, don't be weird. Say hi. 392 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,337 -I'm jason. I'm the, um- 393 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,105 -Janitor? 394 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,141 -Hey. 395 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,407 Fox: What's going on? 396 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,611 -So, mark, you gonna tell her? 397 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,279 -Wait, you know him? 398 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,716 Adult mark (v.O.): Oh, well, at least I was gonna pass 399 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,716 My lord of the flies quiz. 400 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,987 -So, how much did you win? 401 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,921 -Just a hundred. 402 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,857 -I hope it was worth it. 403 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,327 -Oh, mike, it's only a game! 404 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,930 -They announce the names of the winners on the radio, mary. 405 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,931 What will I tell my boss when he asks me 406 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:10,970 If you're the same mary critch who won a hundred bucks on voaq? 407 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,838 -There's something else. 408 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,603 What is it you wanted to tell me? 409 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,743 -Don't go changing the topic. -Tell me. 410 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,277 -[sighs] 411 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,146 He's selling the station. 412 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,281 -What? 413 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,849 Pop: Well, screw him, then! 414 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,483 -Oh, for the love of god. 415 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,222 -Look, I'm owed 50 dollars. 416 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,158 Which is the exact amount for my moose licence. 417 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,327 -We don't even have a deep freeze. 418 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,095 -This is newfoundland! 419 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,431 I'll toss it in a snowbank! 420 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,568 -Just keep the money, alright? It doesn't matter anymore! 421 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,236 A hundred bucks. 422 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,539 Is that the price of loyalty around here now? 423 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,043 And what if the new boss says we can't live here, mary? 424 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,443 What then, hey? 425 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,481 'cause rent's gonna be a hell of a lot more than a hundred bucks! 426 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,580 -Mike! 427 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,854 -Can't believe you st. Bridget's suckers actually came. 428 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,523 -But... You asked us. 429 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,792 -He tricked you. He wants your brother. 430 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,860 -What? -Yeah? 431 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,130 Well, you can't hit a teacher! 432 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,832 -[loud smack] -oh! 433 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,934 -You're not a teacher. 434 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,335 Fox: Come on. 435 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,937 -We gotta get outta here! 436 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,807 ? 437 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,609 ? 438 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,979 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd spent my whole life running away. 439 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,612 But no longer. 440 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,349 What this situation called for was more drama. 441 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,086 -Oh, calm, dishonourable, vile submission! 442 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,955 -For frig's sake. 443 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,957 [cars approaching] 444 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,427 ? 445 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,298 ? 446 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,934 -Hey! This is our field! 447 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,143 We go to beaconsfield! 448 00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:53,605 You catholics better shag off from where you came from! 449 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,440 -You were st. Rita's, we were st. Bridget's, 450 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,309 But none of that matters anymore! 451 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,743 Look, we're holy heart now. 452 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,646 We fight together. 453 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:07,453 Adult mark (v.O.): Nothing brings people together 454 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,320 Like a common enemy. 455 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:13,524 [dramatic music] 456 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,861 -Back to the car, back to the car! 457 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,913 Go, go, go! 458 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:19,831 Adult mark (v.O.): As shakespeare once said, 459 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,366 Cowards die many times before their deaths. 460 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,035 The valiant never taste of death but once. 461 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,706 I would live to die another day. 462 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,879 -Hey, dick, you wanna meet the new girl I hired? 463 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,547 -Do I? 464 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,820 [sniffs] 465 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,966 Where's she to? 466 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,702 -Dick dunphy, meet... 467 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,170 Logo girl. 468 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,573 -Well, hello, me lovely! 469 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,745 I gotta say, you fills out that suit pretty... 470 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,780 -Hi. 471 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,182 Dad. 472 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,316 Mike jr: What? 473 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,685 -Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 474 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,655 Stop staring at her! 475 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,908 -Uh... 476 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,460 -That outfit is sexist. 477 00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:26,165 -I'm gonna give you two some space. 478 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,798 Hey, really nice meeting you! 479 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,003 -You- you can't work here. 480 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,973 I don't want you living the same kind of life I did. 481 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,510 -I waited in that diner for hours for you. 482 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:45,416 So you don't get a say in the kind of life I'll have. 483 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:49,153 You lost that right when you walked out on mine. 484 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,988 And I don't need a father. 485 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,824 But I do need a job. 486 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,763 You weren't there for me when I needed you, 487 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,698 So please don't stand in my way now that I don't. 488 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:11,341 [poignant music] 489 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,934 [car honks] 490 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,053 -You're crazy. -Crazy about you. 491 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,457 Adult mark (v.O.): Some things are worth fighting for. 492 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,458 Some people, too. 493 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,461 [car sputters] 494 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,796 Rodney: Crap, we're outta gas. 495 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,030 -Idiot! 496 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,367 Ritche: You're the one who spent the gas money on beer. 497 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,435 -[siren wailing] -cops! 498 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,534 -Uh, act sober! 499 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,536 -We are sober! They stole our beer. 500 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,927 [knock on window] 501 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,680 [window squeaking] 502 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,218 -Is there a problem, officer? 503 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,020 -Hi, I'm logo girl! 504 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,490 Pick an envelope for your chance to win up to a hundred dollars. 505 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,092 [all chuckle] 506 00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:05,363 Adult mark (v.O.): Sometimes you find yourself 507 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,765 In the right place at the right time. 508 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:14,139 And if you're there with the right people, 509 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,108 Well, it doesn't get any better than that. 510 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,911 Making new friends is great, but keeping old ones, 511 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,047 That's the best. 512 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,583 ? 513 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,154 ? 514 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,990 ? 515 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,727 ? 516 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,329 ? 517 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:43,133 ? 518 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,203 ? 519 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,874 ? 520 00:21:49,924 --> 00:21:54,474 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0